Nipple ring fatality..

**TheRedneckS.G.** · January 23rd, 2004, 12:46 PM

I was having some trouble with a pressure washer the other night. I was trying to crank start it but it's like 10 degrees so you know how that goes. Anyway. I finally starts but i'm in mid crank and the damn thing jerks the line (skin) right out of my hand.
Then it dies. So I kick the shit out of it and then grab and pull with all my might. The handle catches my nipple ring and rips it totally out. I was so pissed about my hand I didnt even know it.
About 3 hours later, I hit the showers and notice I have a nice bloody nipple tear.
So I took the other one out. Weird thing is that the next morning, they were totally healed up. And I got em back in June.
I have wolverine nipple healing factor or something. [img]biggrin.gif[/img] lol

**baimun** · January 23rd, 2004, 12:57 PM

Okay... I got to the part about the handle catching the nipple ring and pulling it out....

... then I had to take a break from reading.... [img]eek.gif[/img]

OWWWWIEEE FUCKING OWWWWW....

>You may now resume normal reading....<

**TheRedneckS.G.** · January 23rd, 2004, 01:04 PM

I'm glad it was cold. Sorta numb from working outside all day so it could have been worse I guess. [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

**Nomalas** · January 23rd, 2004, 01:07 PM

YGM Steve.

**Justice On A Stick** · January 23rd, 2004, 01:08 PM

It could've been worse, baimun. I could've been... lower.

**baimun** · January 23rd, 2004, 01:25 PM

You know.... that's why...

... you're NOT BORN WITH AN EXTRA, UNUSED HOLE DOWN THERE!!! [img]eek.gif[/img]

[img]tongue.gif[/img]

**Andyman** · January 23rd, 2004, 01:37 PM

I always thought those things were just pull tabs waiting to happen.

**Tortricidae** · January 23rd, 2004, 02:39 PM

Originally posted by Andyman:
I always thought those things were just pull tabs waiting to happen.

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I can't tell you how many times I've seen girls and guys get their nipple rings ripped out at concerts. I guess crowd surfing and mosh pits are a good way to lose those things.